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NFL TEAM NAME |
FUN TEAM NAME |
ANSWERS |
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Arizona Cardinals |
They have rules |
The Cardinal Rules |
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Atlanta Falcons |
Tripped up offenders |
Tripped up is Fall. Cons are offenders. Fall Cons. |
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Baltimore Ravens |
I really like their behinds! |
Saying "I really like" is to Rave. "Behinds" is Ends. Rave Ends |
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Buffalo Bills |
Bad mail |
Bad Mail would be a Bill. At least I don't like to get them. |
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Carolina Panthers |
Horizontally viewed after Weds. |
To look across the horizon is to pan. Day after Weds. is Thurs. Pan Thurs. |
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Chicago Bears |
Streakers do! |
A Streaker Bares All! Bares. |
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Cincinnati Bengals |
used to be a woman |
Used to = has been. A woman is a gal. Been Gal. |
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Cleveland Browns |
As it bakes |
It Browns as it bakes. |
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Dallas Cowboys |
1/2 bovine 1/2 man |
Bovine = Cow. Half man = Boy. |
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Denver Broncos |
Strong company leaders |
Strong is Brawn. Head of companies are CO's. Brawn CO's. |
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Detroit Lions |
Opposite of stand offs |
An opposite of Stand is Lie. Opposite of offs is ons. Lie Ons. |
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Green Bay Packers |
Relocation help |
Packers help you to move. (That's all there good for anyway! LOL!) Snuck in another Packer Bashing Joke! |
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Houston Texans |
JR was one |
JR got shot on the show Dallas. He was a Texan. 2001 expansion. |
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Indianapolis Colts |
Six shooters |
Colt guns that held 6 bullets |
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Jacksonville Jaguars |
To prick a fight |
To prick is to Jag. Fights are Wars. Jag Wars. |
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Kansas City Chiefs |
Highest enlisted |
Chief Master Sergeants or the Chief on a ship is the highest enlisted grade in the military. Chiefs |
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Miami Dolphins |
Toy scuba gear |
Dolls are Toys. Fins are part of scuba gear. Doll Fins. |
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Minnesota Vikings |
6 suicidal hoyles |
Roman numeral VI = 6. Hoyle is a playing card company. The Suicidal Playing card is the King of Hearts. VI Kings. |
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New England Patriots |
Buy wood for nothing! |
When you buy you Pay. Wood is from Trees. Ought is a term for nothing. Pay Tree Ought. |
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New Orleans Saints |
Peter and Paul |
Peter and Paul were Saints in the Bible. |
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NY Giants |
Private is my Uncle's wife |
Private is a GI term for an Army rank. Uncles wife is an Aunt. GI Aunt. |
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NY Jets |
Liquid squirting |
The fluid jets out of the hose. Jets |
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Oakland Raiders |
Sunlit entry ways |
The Sun gives off Rays. Entry ways are doors. Ray Doors |
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Philadelphia Eagles |
They own a Radisson in LA |
The Radisson is a HOTEL chain. LA is Los Angelos, CA. Hotel California is a popular song by the Band the "Eagles" |
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Pittsburgh Steelers |
Thieves |
Obvious isn't it? |
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San Diego Chargers |
Burnt trial citizens |
Something burnt is charred. Trial citizens are jurors. Char Juror. |
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San Francisco 49'ers |
7 balanced meals |
A balanced meal is called a square meal. 7 squared = 7 times 7 = 49. |
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Seattle Seahawks |
View the bird |
View is to See. A Hawk is a Bird. See Hawk. |
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St. Louis Rams |
Bumper to bumper |
If he touched his bumper to your bumper, you were Rammed! |
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers |
$1.00 for corn |
$1.00 is a buck. Corn comes in ears. Corn is therefor a Buck an Ear. |
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Tennessee Titans |
As the nut turns |
When you turn a nut it can only do 2 things. It Loosens or it Tightens. |
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Washington Redskins |
Hot Epidermis |
Hot Epidermis, derm = skin. Hot Skin is Red Skin. |